Kurt Angle all up in Rikishi’s ass

JR:Welcome back ladies and gentle its time for our main event on Raw its the 15-Man Royal Rumble for the first time on Raw History!

-Big Show Music Plays-

JR:Oh my! Its the Big Show!

Big Show enters to the ring with complete focus to win the rumble

-Wade Barrett song plays-

And the contestant that drew #2 from Manchester England Wade Barrett!

King:Well JR here are the two contestant that have a history between each other

JR:Your right king the beginning of this match will be no doubt a slumber knocker!

Big Show and Wade Barrett start the match with some reversals.Then Big Show tries to eliminate Wade Barrett in the corner but fails he decides to let go of him.Wade Barrett is at the corner sitting.Big Show starring him and gives a face of “Why Not?!” he goes to the corner Big Show backing on up but Wade with a hit to the groin. The match continue as the countdown begins

5…4….3…2…1

John Cena’s music plays and here comes the champ running to the ring.Its Big Show and Cena vs Wade Barret. Wade Barrett into the corner,Cena helps the Big Show with a running butt bump which lands Barrett back into the corner Big Show goes for the stinkface and succeeds.Big Show shaking his ass light and right the voice of Barrett screaming gives Cena and Big Show a huge laugh.Big Show still sitting on Barrett.

5…4…3…2…1

Santino Marrella comes to the ring to fight with John Cena.Big Show finally decides to get off Wade Barrett.As Big Show gets up Barrett moves his head a little bit and surprise surprise Wade Barrett is now a toilet paper for Big Show crack as he is taking controll over Wade Barrett then gets off of him.Wade Barrett chocking to death.Santino pushes Big Show over by mistake Big Show takes advantage and throws Wade and Santino out together.Cena sneaking and eliminates Big Show.

-After a couple of minutes-

JR:King we are down to our final 3 John Cena,Kofi Kingston, and Alberto Del Rio who is going to be the #1 Contender against Randy Orton at the Royal Rumble?!

King:Well JR there is one contestant left in this 15-Man Royal Rumble and were about to find out who he is!

5…4….3…2….1

-lights go out-

Big Show at backstage watching the match as he is shown with trunks getting ready to wear his cloth and go home.

Kane’s old music plays and the superstars the crowd and big show cant believe it!

Big Show:No! This isnt real!

BOOM pyro plays and its the big red machine coming down to the ring with his 1997 ring attire and mask

JR:OH MY GAWD YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

King:NO WAY ITS KKKANE!

JR:KANE IS BACK AND IS STARTING TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS!

Its down to Cena and Kane.Kane gives the chokeslam to Cena and send him over the top rop

DING DING DING! Kane is back with a rampage and has won.

After the match Cena is seen coming back to the ring.

Big Show comes with his trunks to help Cena to show some respect.Big Show raises Cena arm as a sign of respect only to reveal a terrifying backstabb

Big Show chokeslams Cena to hell as a sign of him turning heel Cena goes to sit in the corner which was a horrible idea Big Show comes to the corner and turns around to reveal to Cena a face full of ass!

Big Show decided to raise his trunks but has a better idea he takes off his trunks

Just a matter of seconds and Cena is gone inside of Big Show’s ass! left and right Cena’s face was under Big Show’s controll the camera man shows us a sound of a fart.

Big Show finally lets go and Cena is choking to death as the screen fades out

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